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• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• he would have cried
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• he would have laughed
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• He loves me, he loves me not
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I love you but I have to let you go
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• you would have been
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• What I have learned from being fired
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Live and learn
• How I learned to live with my noisy computer
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Knots I have known and loved
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• He lives in my soul
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Learn to Program: If/Then
• Never Learn Not To Love
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• if he's not here, then where?
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• What pornos would have us believe
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Many have died; you also will die.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Surely he would remember this
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He loved Big Brother.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
• learn to live
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• Robots Will Learn to Love Again
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• I would like to have emotions
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• institutions have lives of their own
• You stole what they would have given you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You, standing
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• How long have you been in love with her?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Bernie would have won
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• We have learned our lessons well
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• He's been places they have not.
• It's better to have loved and lost
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

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