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• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Kids that age think they know it all
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• There are times when they seem to be right
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They think it's all over
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• telling people what they don't need to know
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• They All Laughed
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• All i need is something to hold on to.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• And they all just stood and stared
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Long Haired Preachers
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• All will be well again in time
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• play dumb
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• all limitations must be overcome
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• To those who know who they are
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• I must say, you present all kinds of wonderful thoughts
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Madmen have a world all their own
• we shall all be healed
• And in time all this will pass
• All for one and one for all
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• This happens all the time
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• all of these answers need questioning
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• Andreas - We All Must Cross
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• All over the place
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• don't spend it all in one place
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Party all the time
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• like all the world is beautiful at once
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• for this reason we must burn all art
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind

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