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• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I always wanted to get married one day
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I don't want to get over you
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Getting what you want from tech support
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Let's get just one thing straight
• They grow up. No one told me.
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• People want what they cannot have
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Rape committed by women
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• They want me for a focus group!
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Priority One Safety
• Kompressor want to get with You
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Stoned music memories
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• They don't know what I've done
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Get one's goat
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Do you want to get slapped?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• How to get your stuff voted up
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• You're the One that I Want
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• even they do not want to bath
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• No one gets out of this life alive
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• you don't want to know
• They Say It Gets Easier
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• One who knows does not speak
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Please please please let me get what I want
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• No One Gets Left Behind
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Wanted: One (1) Respectable Pot Activist
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• To those who know who they are
• Wanted: one bandage, heart-sized
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Live Era '87-'93
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• Priority One Security
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Want One
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• No One Knows Who I Am
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• You, standing
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• They don't know what they're missing
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Who Knows One?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us

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