Findings:

• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I don't get many things right the first time
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Next time you leave me
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Stoned music memories
• Let there be another next time
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• don't rely on us to get you high
• I don't get it
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• Same Time, Next Year
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Riots due to a power outage
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You just don't get it
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• You don't get a song
• Rape committed by women
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• consoome product, then get excited for next product
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Get a rise out of someone
• The Fire Next Time
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Lying next to someone at night
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• emotions others don't get to see
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't have the time
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• I don't want to get over you
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Better luck next time
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Americans don't speak English
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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