A while back, I was looking at or touching the base of someone's neck
for some unknown reason, and this conversation took place:
: Huh. Interesting. You don't have a bump back there.
? What are you talking about?
: You know, the bump thing at the base of your skull
. Right here, see?
At that point I guided their hand toward the base of my skull, where my mysterio-bump
resides. Let me explain a few things:
·This bump has always been at the base of my skull
·It is located about 2 inches up from the center of my neck, in the exact
place where Neo's port
was in the Matrix
. I wonder if this has anything to do with the proximity
of the bump to the brain
·It is most definetly just part of my skull structure
, as it is hard and bony
·It isn't visible from any reasonable distance (probably due to my hair
Anyway, at this time the person felt the bump and immediately proceded to freak out
. Screaming and flailing their arms, whoever it was (i honestly can't remember) ran away. After discussing it with some of my normal friends
, we have come to the following conclusions
are most often found on males
also seem to be hereditary
(my dad has one as well)
People without neck bumps
freak out when they feel a bump-endowed head
vary in size, but are always limited to one.
So, if you have a bump, be happy
your bump! Take care of it! Name it! No, wait, that's kinda weird. Just don't take your bump for granted.
Any bump-endowed Everythingians are welcome to submit their names to the list of we bump-people