Findings:

• This place needs more actual lists of theses nailed to church doors. Let's begin.
• Needs more cowbell!
• There need to be more powers
• more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
• needs more robot hat
• The World Needs More Canada: Another Capital Nodermeet
• What do you need, and how might I help?
• some boys need a little more attention
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• I need to write more unconsciously
• This place needs more actual little piggies. Let's begin.
• need more coffee
• Need to get out more
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Help people who need help
• And I need you more than want you
• We need more barbers, Goddammit
• We need more America
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play
• Hollywood needs to hire more geeks
• when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
• Does Thailand need more dams?
• I need more violence, more violins.
• This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
• This place needs more actual users. Let's begin.
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• need more input
• you need help
• I need a more beautiful distraction than this
• i need help (user)
• This place needs more actual discontent. Let's begin.
• atriumjake needs your help (document)
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• This place needs more insane witch-queens. Let's begin.
• The help you need
• mom in need of help! (user)
• HELP NEEDED!!!!
• need help (user)
• appear
• Why time appears to speed up with age
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• E2reneta, E2reneta (Once Appeared on Baretta)
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• Why the moon appears larger near the horizon
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I don't create. I execute the images which appear.
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• leap and the bridge will appear
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• When the student is ready, the teacher appears
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• Help
• God helps those who help themselves
• Please help me!
• Help end homelessness
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• Help!
• atlases do not help
• HTML Help
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• toll-free consumer help lines
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Things to help mosquito bites
• Quick Help
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• cry for help
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• unpaid help desk
• Where to get help with Linux
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• computer science homework help
• god help me
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• help me (user)
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• help im a rock (user)
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• You say you want to help me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• How to help a library
• Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
• Balloon Help
• Herbs for help in divination
• Herbs to help with dreams
• Herbs to help you get a job
• Help On The Way
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The Girl Can't Help It
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Words to help you remember how it feels
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Personal Help for Boys
• Heaven Help The Fool
• Windows help
• O God Our Help in Ages Past
• So help me God
• Calling for emergency help
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• help wanted
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• Time Travelers please help!
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• UPC747 Help Node (collaboration)
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Self Help
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Low taxes help rich people
• Sinedu Tadesse's plea for help
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• Help me help you
• Nothing Helps
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Things to help mosquitos bite
• 2@ $help (user)
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Help name 18C's baby! (e2poll)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Help Me, Daddy
• impotent man help (user)
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• Everything2 Help
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Everything Help (node_forward)
• Chatterbox help topics (superdoc)
• take madness and decipher it without my help
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Machine to help bloo (user)
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• Help the Aged
• Good help is so hard to find
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Once I helped a man die
• How To Help Host Your Mother-In-Law's Surprise 80th Birthday Party
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Violins can't help it
• Our Lady of Perpetual Help
• The Help
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.

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