I suppose I could have called this node "Everythingolution
", but I'll let somebody else have the fun
of coming up with a ten
are like DNA
. If they spawn more nodes
, they survive; if they have what it takes to attract readers
who, through a complicated sexual process
, create the "spawn" nodes, then they are "successful
in many ways, including:
The node can contain lots of saucy links in potentia
--links that aren't filled but which look like so much fun
that readers will fill them
The node can bring to light something really new
or previously complicated
that people are interested in reading about
and, later on, noding about
on their own.
The node can openly solicit
new nodes, as in the case of Everything DataBases.
4. Dwarf-Monkey Butt-Lovin'.
Sometimes, a node is so revolting
that it gets thousands
of spinoffs and comments
--this is the NodeGods
' sense of humor at work.
5. The Spinster Whore.
Against all odds of Everything Evolution, sometimes a node which survives to successfully spawn
lots of baby nodes
is one that expressly
spoke out AGAINST NodeSpawning. For instance, rants trying to restrict Everything
to clean language
or the moral right
or whatever sometimes end up getting more action
than nodes which openly support E2-volution
. I can't tell if this is the NodeGods laughing again
, or if these are simply the node-versions of those assholes we all know who get laid all the time
. Maybe it's those people writing