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• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: mad girl's love song
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
• Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• can the patient make love?
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The natural evolution of Mad Scientists
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
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• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• Mad Girl's Love Song
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• mad monkey love
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The mad Count Van Snickleheisen and his mysterious ticker
• Msgs that make you feel loved
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Let's blaze a trail through the trash and make love in the dumpster
• Growling Mad Scientists
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Masking as generous love of life his constant torpid violence
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• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• Songs to Make Love To
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• How to make love to a virgin
• Giving a cat oral medication
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• You can't make someone love you
• The Love You Make
• The Mad Scientists' Club
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• The Book of King Arthur and His Noble Knights of the Round Table
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 10 Alists and tables
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Table of the Opposites
• Candy-Ass Love
• Classical Mythology: Table 12
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Because I love you
• picnic table
• Peace, Love, and Linux
• A Table Alphabeticall : H
• Gangster of Love
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - E
• This all started with our hands underneath the table
• Love and Freindship - Letter 4: Laura to Marianne
• How Bill Moyers Turned the Tables on Scholastica
• I love my work
• Matching Tie & Handkerchief
• The tragedy of finding the love of your life at 22
• Sunday coat and tie
• Being "in love": Revisited
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Neruda's Love Sonnet LXXVIII
• Why Can't This Be Love
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• Throbbing Python of Love
• i love you moree (user)
• Love laughs at locksmiths
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• Love for things that are doomed
• i love tits (user)
• I don't love you anymore
• Love's Travel Stops
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Bleeding Love
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Love To Hate You
• Material Love
• Love's Secret Domain
• I fell in love with her fist
• How I know I love you
• the impermance of love
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Love Quest
• Love on the Volcano: Chapter One
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• His hips know the original dance
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• "Mad" Anthony Wayne
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Mad World
• Eli Whitney and his Patent
• Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
• Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Loses his burden at the cross
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• In His Own Write
• Janus in his season
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• Make education affordable
• The cypress and the hemlock sing his requiem
• Alfredo sauce
• Chinese lantern
• the wise mapmaker omits his home
• Making a decent bomb threat
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• Making a flame appear from your hand
• Bukowski stands alone, the bar bell's hammer in his hand
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE DESIRES TO MATE WITH HIS BENE GESSERIT CONCUBINE
• Papermaking
• An overabundance of plastic dinosaurs on his shelves
• This is the concept you will use to make yourself invisible
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
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• Horace Walpole Loses His Little Dog
• O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous
• What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Digital Instruments
• Pretty Girls Make Graves (document)
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
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• Tarragon chicken
• Making love out of nothing at all
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Love in a Cold Climate
• Make E2 Pretty: The Poll (e2poll)
• Love at first sight
• The earth's tears make her smiles bloom
• I love you, man!
• Make Me Bad
• A Love Story to Touch Your Heart
• Why I love (and why many hate) minimal techno
• Make your own deodorant
• Who do you love?
• How I fell in love

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