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• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
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• I Can't Make You Love Me
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• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
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• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• How to make love to a virgin
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• Growling Mad Scientists
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
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• The Love You Make
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• Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: mad girl's love song
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
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• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
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• The Mad Scientists' Club
• Giving a cat oral medication
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• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• The Book of King Arthur and His Noble Knights of the Round Table
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
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• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• The natural evolution of Mad Scientists
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Mad Girl's Love Song
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
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• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Classical Mythology: Table 39
• Is it love or infatuation?
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• A Table Alphabeticall : O
• Jesus Loves the Little Children
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• I'm in love: A reflection on life
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• The Love Suicides at Sonezaki
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• Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
• I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
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• For the love of Pete
• Love Conquers Suicide
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• Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band
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• Noni and his Golden Serenaders
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• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: By-ends and his companions
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• His face when she fell
• Smoking from a Pringles tube
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: V
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Charlie and His Orchestra
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• The chestnut casts his flambeaux
• How to make a black hole
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Rain makes things green
• Satan and His Unholy Accountants
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• To Robert Evans (as regards his getting older altogether suddenly)
• Archived E2 FAQ: How to Make an Episode Guide (document)
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• National Instruments
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
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• How to make E2 postcards
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• How to make friends, from a friend.
• Falling in love with your best friend
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• Love rests on no foundation
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• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• Where Civil Blood Makes Civil Hands Unclean
• Love's Philosophy
• Jesus Loves Me
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• If No One Will Love Me
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