Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The lame walked, the blind saw, the sick were healed, the dead were raised, daemons were expelled, and the laws of Nature were frequently suspended for the benefit of the church"

• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why were the Protectionists unable to prevent the repeal of the Corn Laws?
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• In the long run, we're all dead
• If This Were a Movie
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Dirty Tricks were Used!
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• If my life were an arcade game
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• If I were
• when you were words
• We're trying to have a baby
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• We're all guinea pigs
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• RFC 602
• Of course, they were wrong
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• We're all doing just fine
• "We're With Ditka"
• I was into them after they were hip
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• To Jane: "The Keen Stars Were Twinkling"
• Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
• You Were The Fool
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It hurt when we were pruned
• If Wishes Were Horses
• We were tripping
• They Were Eleven
• If Jesus were alive today
• I dreamed you were a god once
• Where were you then?
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• We're one, but we're not the same
• We're Only In It For The Money
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Were
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• You Were on My Mind
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• when we were children
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• We're the Replacements
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• We're, Where, Were
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• When We Were Kings
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• When you were my baby
• November 4, 1995
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• When we were liars things were seamless
• Or were they chords of sun?
• If I Were a Rich Man
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Fossils were put there by God
• When We Were Very Young
• You were here when I fell asleep
• When We Were Orphans
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• I wish it were raining
• When We Were Mud
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• you were reasonable
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• And Then There Were None
• Wish You Were Here
• Let's pretend we're married
• Those were the days
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• We're in this Together
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• We were never really friends
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• Once Were Warriors
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• We're shifting the paradigm
• Even if we're not together
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• We were supposed to fall
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• I'd elope if I were you
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• We're waiting for you to die
• Behave as if there were a God
• why we were chosen
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If the real world were like the internet
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• this is it, we're going to die
• the words were enough
• The place where you were undone
• You were my plans tonight
• If All the World Were Paper
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• When were the gospels written?
• I wish I were close
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• As if either one of us were happy
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters

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