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• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• he would have laughed
• That's Just How He Was
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• All he left her was alone
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He Was a Crook
• I married him because he was not mean
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• making certain he was touching her
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• some say he was never here at all
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• He's been places they have not.
• More than he was willing to give
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• At least he was gentle
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He was found
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He Was Only Joking
• he was a punk poet himself
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• he would have cried
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I was once young and had a home
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I was Chris to him
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• you would have been
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• King George he had a Date
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It was the least I could do
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• I could have been one of a two
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• he had a dream
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome

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