Findings:

• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• no more bitter. i am full.
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service
• War hath no fury like a non-combatant
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Bad Credit No Credit
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Bar Club Soda Pricing Structure
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Close, but no cigar
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• but you wanna be bad
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• no ideas but in things
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• No Place Like Home
• no more stupid, i am full
• There's no place like homenode
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Like no place else
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• no holds barred
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• there are no good or bad people
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Hot pursuit
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• There is no dream but this.
• War is hell but men like it
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• No such thing as a bad day
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• A kind of calm like no other
• There is no frigate like a book
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• No time like the present
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• No One Sang Like Michael
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Hell hath no fury like a villainess scorned
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• oh no (says the pot, in the direction of the kettle) bad news
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• 12 Bar Club
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• There is no god but God
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• But I Like You
• bad weather is like rape
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• We had no bait but our tongues
• like you're blind but still can see
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• your contribution is forever, but your service is finite
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Like there's no tomorrow
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• No Homers Club
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Essential Air Service
• Big Bad Wolf
• bad bookstore
• Bad math teacher
• Bad Company
• A bad 21st birthday
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo

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