Findings:

• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• May those who are born after me
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Here's my number, call me
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• it's still just me in here
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• let me know who you are now.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Smile at guys, for me
• Stay here with me
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• better off with him than here with me
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• who me (user)
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I Know Who Killed Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Guys who wear skirts
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• who did this to me?
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Who died here?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• We who are here are still here, inviting others
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• funny fat guy who dies
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• remember who you were before you came here
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Helping people cheat
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• The stranger who hates me
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• The Management cannot accept responsibility for food brought onto the premises
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Pilgrims brought to trial
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• That guy
• guy
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• The Tall Guy
• nice guy
• Comic Book Guy
• tough guy
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 5: Who are you?
• Guy Fawkes
• Guy Debord
• The Fall Guy
• two girls and a guy
• Shirt Guy Tom
• Just a guy on a horse
• computer guy lite
• Guy Stevens
• Nice guys finish last
• This guy I once knew, Jason
• guy hug
• Shy Guy
• Guy Noir
• nice guy complex
• Heavy Weapons Guy
• College Guy Casserole
• Two Guys and a Girl
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• The Guy Nod
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Menards guy
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• when fake deaf guys attack
• Small-framed Guy
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Wild and Crazy Guy
• Guy Daikouji
• Guy Clark
• West Country Guy (user)
• He's a good guy friend
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• fat guys
• Guy Pearce

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