Findings:

• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Smurfs Save the Day
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Space Gunner Hank Saves the Day
• music to save the world by
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• great things he has taught us
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• The day he gave me a lift
• Guy Fawkes Day
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• we had to destroy the world in order to save it
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• The world has fallen in love with a dream.
• Ten Days That Shook the World
• I LOST a world the other day
• How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• My Days At Work....I Save Lives, Right?
• World Youth Day
• What to get the guy that has everything
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Seven Days for the King of the World
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• he has her eyes
• How Everything2 Saved The World
• How I Bested Cthulhu and Saved the World
• it's time to save the world
• How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
• putting everything into ever-smaller boxes won't save the world
• Your organic hemp shopping bag alone cannot save the world
• The day I found out I was a guy
• World Teachers' Day
• The Day the World was about to End
• World Jump Day
• Sky-Byte Saves the Day
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• The Extroverted Feeler has a Winnie the Pooh Day
• Day Two's Curiosities: A Spillway Circus, the World's Smallest Black-eye and a Marmalade Duel at Dawn
• World naked gardening day
• Frozen Dead Guy Days
• World Tai Chi & Qigong Day
• Love Saves the Day
• World Pandeism Day
• Around the World in 80 Days
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• He's a good guy friend
• World Water Day
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• What in the world has come over me
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• It has not been a wonderful day
• Saves the Day
• The world has conquered them
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• He who has ears, let him hear
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• Has the world gone completely mad?
• He has spit in my coat
• ideas that will save world
• From the shower, I nearly saved the world
• The World saved as
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• find the widget, save the world
• Mr. Tickles saves the world
• What We Found in the Sofa and How it Saved the World
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• World AIDS Day
• The Day the World Went Away
• Here I come to save the day!
• Gekko Day (user)
• The Seven Days of Fire
• April Fools' Day
• Day planner
• Ferris Bueller's Day Off
• Happy Days
• Strange Days
• all day
• May Day
• Queen's day
• Groundhog Day
• A Grand Day Out
• The day God took back the edges
• Day trading
• The Day the Earth Stood Still
• day camp
• A Day in the Life
• Those were the days
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Bad hair day
• Green Day
• The Island of the Day Before
• Labor Day
• Judgment Day
• field day
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• "The good old days" are a scam
• Burn all GIFs day
• Saint Patrick's Day
• Sadie Hawkins Day
• Remembrance Day
• Buy Nothing Day
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• snow day
• St. Spiridion Day
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• All Fools' Day
• All Souls' Day
• Childermas day
• Day lily
• Dog day
• Dog days
• The Happiest Days of Our Lives
• Boxing Day
• One of those days
• Day mode
• Perfect Day
• High Holy Day
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Sunny Day Real Estate
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• My Geeky Valentine's Day Card
• sick day
• End of Days
• The Day I Tried To Live
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• Things to do to salvage a shitty day
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up

If you Log in you could create a "The guy has flu on the day he's supposed to save the world" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.