Findings:

• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• When you just can't win
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• when the gods are afraid
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Her hair, tangled
• when the wind is blowing just right
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• He just looks
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Our God, He Is Alive
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• he just died
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• It's just the way that he walks
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• The God and Devil Show
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• God sends beer, the Devil sends more beer
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• with the devil wherever he goes
• God, the Devil, and Bob
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• He tampered in God's domain
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• And God looked crosswise at the Devil
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• when god speaks, it is never one-sided
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• it's all just god talking
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When he became an old man
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• That's Just How He Was
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I just don't know when to quit.
• He just left his body
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When is a name just a name?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• needs must when the Devil drives
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• devil
• Jersey Devil
• Scary Devil Monastery
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Devil's Mountain
• The Devil
• La Sexorcista: Devil Music Volume 1
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Devil Squares
• dust devil
• Sympathy for the Devil
• Devil Fish
• Devil bird
• How the Devil Married Three Sisters
• Tasmanian Devil
• Devil Crash
• The Jersey Devil
• Devils Tower National Monument
• The world, the flesh, and the devil
• 2000 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
• The Devil of the floppy disk
• devil bunny
• Devil Bunny Needs A Ham
• Talking on wires is the devil's work
• The Devil Went Down to Cambridge
• Friend of the Devil
• Memnoch the Devil
• Summoning the Devil
• The Devil's Highway
• Devil Ducky (user)
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• The Devil made me do it
• The Invention of the Devil
• The Devil Went Down to Newport
• Devil May Care
• the devil to pay
• Devil Without A Cause
• little devil (user)
• jump little devil (user)
• I Met the Devil in a Pink Flower Dress
• The Devil (user)
• Babylonian Devil Trap
• Devil's Covenant
• The Devil and Billy Markham
• Devil's Tree
• The Devil in Miss Jones
• The Devil's Advocate
• Devil's Radio
• Competition for the Devil
• Blue Devil
• Running with the devil
• Kill Devil Hill
• Devil's bridge
• Tampa Bay Rays
• Speak of the devil
• lil devil (user)
• Devil Man
• Black Devils
• The Devil at Vysehrad
• Devil Bunny Hates the Earth
• Real Red Devil's Food Cake
• Devil Dinosaur and Moon Boy
• Devil's Tower
• The Devil of Woodstock
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Grendel: Devils and Deaths
• devil d.evil (user)
• The Devil's Skittle
• Thorny Devil
• I run devil for the moonshine, son
• Devil in Disguise
• Devil's Punchbowl County Park
• Devil Doll
• I know the devil
• Devil in a Blue Dress
• Robert the Devil

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