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• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• You, standing
• maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Dead people I have known
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't Worry About the Government
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The bored who complain
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Much Ado About Nothing I.i
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• i do not worry about
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Left Behind
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Behind every great man is a shadow
• Things left behind
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• I don't care about the air
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Much Ado About Nothing I.ii
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Blossoms left behind
• In the left corner, behind the filing cabinet...
• No Child Left Behind Act
• The Everything People Registry : USA : Cardboard Box Cities Behind Wal-Marts
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• A joke about dealing with people
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• The thing to understand about trans people
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't think about it
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• the things he left behind
• No noder left behind
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• 10 great things about pregnancy
• Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• Why worry about Armageddon?
• There is nothing left to cry about
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Don't tell me about her
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I have a bad feeling about this
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I have more stories about trains for you
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• People who carp about their jobs
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• We worried about the fire and the night

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