I've heard of people who will not go out on a
date with a girl without drinking before or during the date. This can sometimes be helpful, but
more often than not it can ruin the experience. I hereby give you this
rough guide based on years and years of
observation and
drinking.
The Young Man's Guide to Drinking and Dating
1,2 (maybe 3 but that's pushing it) beers: Girl will think you're
talkative, funny,
sociable.
3 to 5 beers: Girl will start noticing stupid grin on your face and suspect you're drinking a bit too much. The topics of your conversation and the way you generally carry yourself will become more and more
silly.
more than 5 beers: Good luck, you're
drunk and unless she is drunk too you don't stand
a snowflake's chance in hell of getting anything (including a
second date).