The
whore and the
manager is one of the funniest skits from the
Upright Citizens Brigade show that used to be on
Comedy Central. It's about a whore trying to get a job at
Starcups Coffee and making friends with the manager, who wants to be an
astronaut. The skit features a song called "The Whore and the Manager". It has taken me a LONG time to puzzle out the
lyrics to this song, but here they are.
The whore and the manager
Both trying to make their way
He wants to
live on the moon
She just wants to work days
She came up from
poverty
He came up from
sensible stock
The
whore dreams of living clean
He dreams of leaving this
rock
When
God made us all
He had a dream we would live our lives our own way
And the the whore and the manager
They'll get there too
But there's a
price they'll have to pay
We all pray and pray
We all pray and pray
We all
pray and pray
For what we have today
For what we have today