Those who would be thin
ner, repeat after me:
, which art in boxes,
be thy name.
s come, my will be strong
, at home as it is in cafes.
Give me this day my daily carrot, and forgive me my abstinence
As I forgive those who scoff in front of me.
Lead me not into confectioner
s, and deliver me from bakeries,
For sweet are the pastries, the cookies and the toffee
Forever denied me,
At this point, the congregation will break down in heart-rending sobs.