I use the
Voice of
Thunder whenever I have to deal with
Small people who have begun to think they are
Big -- for instance:
grocery store clerks,
employers,
landlords,
bureaucrats,
teenagers,
Senators,
toddlers, and
Everything Whiners.
First, it is
necessary to drop your
voice down an
octave and install a little
rumble. A
slight reverb effect can't
hurt either. An
increase in
volume is not always necessary; sometimes
quiet thunder can be as
terrifying as
crashing,
wall-shaking
roars. In fact, it's usually
best if you start quiet, then build to an
intimidating crescendo.
Remember to
capitalize the first
letter of each
word you say.
The
Voice of Thunder is
devastatingly
effective all by itself, but it can be made even more
powerful with the
addition of the
Angry Glare, the
Clenched Jaw, and the
911 Speed Dial.