I use the Voice of Thunder whenever I have to deal with Small people who have begun to think they are Big--for instance: grocery store clerks, employers, landlords, bureaucrats, teenagers, toddlers, and Everything Whiners.

First, it is necessary to drop your voice down an octave and install a little rumble. A slight reverb effect can't hurt either. An increase in volume is not always necessary; sometimes quiet thunder can be as terrifying as crashing, wall-shaking roars. In fact, it's usually best if you start quiet, then build to an intimidating crescendo. Remember to capitalize the first letter of each word you say.

The Voice of Thunder is devastatingly effective all by itself, but it can be made even more powerful with the addition of the Angry Glare, the Clenched Jaw, and the 911 Speed Dial.

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