Findings:
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
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- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- How Prom nearly killed me
- You, standing
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- Tips for getting rid of curses
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- Keeping your sugar daddy
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to kill a mouse
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- How to keep salvia legal
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Fuck it or kill it
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- How to kill an eel
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
- How to keep a secret
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Humane octopus killing
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to kill brain cells
- How to kill a vampire
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- An American in Tours
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How To Keep Your Hose Kink Free
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- How not to kill primroses
- How to kill a Sim
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How we killed Borges
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Marry, fuck, or kill?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- It keeps getting harder and easier
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How to kill a clown
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How to herd people in public
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to smoke without getting addicted
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- How to Keep Playing Music In College
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Almost getting cut from the team
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to kill a Terminator
- Moral Law Vs Ceremonial Law (or: how to cherry pick from the Bible for fun and profit)
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- She says kill. I say how many.
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- Fathers teach your daughters how to throw
- The Gift That Keeps On Giving (document)
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- I kill microbes for a living
- How do you define your gender?
- Kill the rich
- How do you write like that?
- kill -11
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
- How to use crutches
- kinetic kill weapon
- Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
- How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
- How to say "else if"
- the bullet that killed the poet
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- kill your babies (node_forward)
- How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew
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