Findings:
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- 206
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- You, standing
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to kill a clown
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- Tips for getting rid of curses
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to keep salvia legal
- How to kill brain cells
- How to kill a vampire
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- Marry, fuck, or kill?
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How To Keep Your Hose Kink Free
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- Moral Law Vs Ceremonial Law (or: how to cherry pick from the Bible for fun and profit)
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
- How to keep a secret
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- An American in Tours
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Keeping your sugar daddy
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How I killed Josef Mengele with a standard-issue 1949 Army bayonet
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How to kill an eel
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How we killed Borges
- How to Keep Playing Music In College
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- Humane octopus killing
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Almost getting cut from the team
- It keeps getting harder and easier
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- She says kill. I say how many.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How to kill a Sim
- Fuck it or kill it
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How to herd people in public
- How not to kill primroses
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How to kill a Terminator
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- How to kill a mouse
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- How to smoke without getting addicted
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
- How to clap with one hand
- make it two-ply, or I will gut you
- Learn how to drive, dammit!
- To IRC or Not to IRC...
- How to make money from the internet
- EF or FF?
- How to customize Windows start-up and shut-down screens
- Victim or the Crime
- How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
- William Orr
- How I realized the balance of Yin and Yang
- The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- How to Solve It
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- Secret government conspiracies or greeting card factories
- Fixing a skip on a vinyl record
- The Couple, or so, Commandments
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