Findings:
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
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- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How not to kill primroses
- Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- You, standing
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- Tips for getting rid of curses
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How to keep salvia legal
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- Marry, fuck, or kill?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- How to kill brain cells
- How to kill a vampire
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- Keeping your sugar daddy
- How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
- How to keep a secret
- Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How To Keep Your Hose Kink Free
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- An American in Tours
- Moral Law Vs Ceremonial Law (or: how to cherry pick from the Bible for fun and profit)
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- How to kill an eel
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- Humane octopus killing
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How we killed Borges
- The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to Keep Playing Music In College
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- How to kill a Sim
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How to herd people in public
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- It keeps getting harder and easier
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Fuck it or kill it
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Almost getting cut from the team
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- How to kill a Terminator
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How to smoke without getting addicted
- How to kill a clown
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- How to kill a mouse
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- Getting a word in edgewise
- How to make a solid password
- Getting Started in Electronics
- How to Dance
- How to open a gate
- how to defrost meat
- Impressing a woman
- Learn how to spell
- How I Bested Cthulhu and Saved the World
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How can you sleep at night?
- How the Devil Married Three Sisters
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How Firm a Foundation
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
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