Findings:
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
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- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How to herd people in public
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How to kill a Terminator
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- How to kill a mouse
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- You, standing
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Tips for getting rid of curses
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- How to kill a clown
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Fuck it or kill it
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- How to keep salvia legal
- How to kill brain cells
- How to kill a vampire
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How To Keep Your Hose Kink Free
- How I killed Josef Mengele with a standard-issue 1949 Army bayonet
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Keeping your sugar daddy
- How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
- How to keep a secret
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- An American in Tours
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Marry, fuck, or kill?
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- How to kill an eel
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How we killed Borges
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- How to Keep Playing Music In College
- Humane octopus killing
- How not to kill primroses
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Almost getting cut from the team
- It keeps getting harder and easier
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How to kill a Sim
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How to smoke without getting addicted
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How I feel about exams
- I keep six honest serving men
- How to catch a football
- The one the queen keeps her eye on
- How conflict builds
- Keep talking while I load the gun
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- O keep the Dog far hence, thats friend to men
- Building a unique lightsaber prop
- She keeps her lies everywhere
- Taking a multiple choice test
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- Kill a rap
- How not to faint when you can't move
- computers kill kids
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- Yesterday I forgot how to form letters properly.
- Red touch yellow kill a fellow
- Who what when where why & how
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
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