There's a
parody to this song floating around the '
net. It's supposedly sung by
Christina Aguilera; in fact, it was written by
Mike Spencer, assistant program director at
KLUC in
Las Vegas, and performed by
Emily Ellis.
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Shady please shut up
I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please shut up
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you've never heard a white person before
His rhymes are a bore punk bitch tryin' to be hardcore
Marshall mathers back worse than before makin' us snore,
whinin' in the microphone
It's return of the... oh wait, you're a fool, you didn't
pay money for this CD did you?
And Dr. Dre did... everything you idiot,
Without Dre's beats you're as good as dead.
The world's had enough of Eminem
Diggy diggy, even his girlfriend's cheatin' on him
Look at him walkin' around, livin' off Dre,
Actin' so cool. but he's really kind of weak though
Little twit blasts me on his new CD
Why? because i turned him down for a date *hihi*
As for the question of who came first
Was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst
I'm sorry Slim but this is gonna hurt
They both came closer than you ever will, jerk.
Your song is on my nerves
Your song is on my nerves
You're kinda lucky cause you got more fame than you deserve
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
That you become famous and never know what talent is
Of course they're gonna like you
Of course they do
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroeder on silver spoons
You ain't nothin' but a product, packaged to be bought up
You know a year from now you won't be thought of
So you write about dead animals and cannibals and someday
You'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
And there's a million women just like me
That think like me, that all can see
That Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me:
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up.
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up.