The Quartermaster Corps
(also known as "Quartermaster's Store")

This is a 'traditional' song in the army and may scout camps, though some of the rhymes are changed to more suitable ones for the audience.


It's the beer, beer, beer that makes you feel so queer
In the corps, in the corps.
It's the beer, beer, beer that makes you feel so queer
In the Quartermaster Corps.

chorus:
Mine eyes are dim, I cannot see
I have not brought my specs with me (with me)
I have (hup!) not (ho!) brought my specs with me (with me).

It's the brandy, brandy, brandy that makes you feel so dandy etc...

It's the whiskey that makes you feel so frisky

It's the rum that puts you on the bum

It's the water that makes you think you oughta

It's the lack of sex that makes us nervous wrecks

It's the cheese that brings you to your knees

It's the tea - but not for you and me

It's the rats - in bowlder hays and spats

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