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• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Live Era '87-'93
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• marxists get crazy laid
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Rape committed by women
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Reasons men shop for clothes
• All Sun readers are stupid cunts
• Steering wheel down your underpants
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• The drummer always gets laid
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• sometimes you just want to talk to a stranger
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Chipirones en su tinta
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Stupid White Men
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• good reasons to get an education
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They only come out at night
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• I want to learn to talk
• They are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing in particular
• I do not want to talk
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• The OED's only (stupid) marketing gimmick
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• On the Air Because They Care
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Kompressor want to get with You
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Why do you want to get married?
• They did so because they believed they could.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Please please please let me get what I want
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• If only men would listen!
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• For the god threatens and punishes the stupid men
• What men want in a woman
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• She only wants me for tech support
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• We only eat the stupid ones
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• If they would only choose to hear it
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• No, they are not stupid
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I am only half of what you need
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Do you want to get slapped?
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Getting what you want from tech support
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If only I could get into her head
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Eating only rice to get by
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They Say It Gets Easier
• I don't want to get over you
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Stupid Men and Trolls for Wives
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• There are only 86,000 eligible men in Australia
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Forget women - here's what men want
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• She only wants me for sex
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.

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