The
Magical speech impediment which commonly effects
homosexual men. Its origins are unknown but its effects are detrimental to the effected person's speech patterns. It happens almost
instantaneously and lasts until the
victim realizes he sounds like a
moron or must leave
la la land behind and live in the
real world.
This does not afflict every
homosexual male and is almost non existent in the adult/
professional gay
population. Generally it is extra bad in
drag queens and/or
stage performers and anyone who "
is gay", that is to say, they have no identity other than their
cultural identity. It has been seen that, for some people, the state of "
gayness" replaces all need for individuality just as is commonly found with the states of "
Religiousness", "
Politicalness" and "
Athleticness".