Or Lrd's Pr. A religious group have shortened the Lord's Prayer to fit within the 160 characters allowed in SMS. The result is somewhat less poetic than the original version, although most complaints about this aren't charges of blasphemy, but horror at the appalling spelling and grammar prevalent in SMS culture.

(Each phrase piped to the original line):

we want wot u want
&urth2b like hvn
giv us food
&4giv r sins
lyk we 4giv uvaz
don't test us!
save us!
bcos we kno ur boss
ur tuf
&ur cool 4 eva!
If you have trouble understanding that - here it is de-SMSified:
Dad at heaven
You are special
We want what you want
And earth to be like heaven
Give us food
And forgive our sins
Like we forgive others
Don't test us
Save us
Because we know you are boss
You are tough
And you are cool forever
More info & commentary at http://www.thisistrue.com/lordpray.html

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