this was the best State
sketch ever IMHO
. right up there with i wanna dip my balls in it
theme song begins:
The Jew, The Italian and the Redhead Gay
We all live together on Avenue A
We each see the world in our own way
and The Redhead Gay!
scene opens in an apartment with The Jew sitting on the couch looking over some papers, wearing a yarmulke. The Italian enters carrying a bag of groceries, his shirt is unbuttoned revealing a gold chain.
The Jew: c'mon Ken, it's the end of the month. we need the money for the rent. where's the money!?
The Italian: I'm sorry Dave. I spent it all on pasta. I'm gonna make a big tomato sauce.
The Redhead Gay enters from another room carrying some tassles and fabric samples, wearing a pink shirt
The Redhead Gay; Awwww, I would help you with that Ken but I'm busy picking out these pretty curtain patterns for the apartment.
The Jew: throws down pen Fine! I'm gonna go get some bagels I guess.
The Redhead Gay: Ok, toodle-doo shnookums!
The Italian: All right Dave. Arrivederci!