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• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• i set fire to his name
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• getting hit by a guy
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• The Who By Numbers
• It'll put hair on your chest
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
• Helping people cheat
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I want anime hair, and then some
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• Baby quick, my hair is on fire
• A fire in the street ain't like a fire in the heart
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• The Attack by Fire
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• And then by the side of the road, I saw
• The fire of God in his eyes
• why do you set your wings on fire
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The day I found out I was a guy
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Bukowski stands alone, the bar bell's hammer in his hand
• And then I broke his nose
• i like his madness
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• funny fat guy who dies
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Old man who lived by the crick
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Boy Sets Fire
• If you really mean it, set yourself on fire
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I Set My Friends On Fire
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• Out of the frying pan, into the fire
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• Guys who wear skirts
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• having you by the short hairs
• Fossils were put there by God
• put in by an Indian
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Ballade by the Fire
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• A World Lit Only By Fire
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Judging women by their books
• The bad guy dies by accident
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Love by Night's Fire
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• putting out fires
• Now hollow fires burn out to black
• Pretty like fire
• Snow like fire
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• set fire to flames
• First the music, then the fire
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• johnny only sets fires
• rubies subtly set their skirts on fire.
• And then the rain of colorless fire
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• The glory of the LORD looked like a consuming fire
• sit like a house on fire
• without having to set anything on fire
• How to set yourself on fire
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• The guy at the end of Half-Life

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