How this works:
Look down at your keyboard
, then close
them really hard, next look up at your monitor
and whichever one of the below
you can read first
, is your fortune
- If you do something right the first time, nobody will realize how difficult it was.
- Evil thoughts come from your heart.
- You have a reputation for being deceitful and treacherous.
- You will be showered with good luck and tire irons.
- To get what you want today, you must commit yourself forever to dark forces.
- You will soon be drowning in the great waters.
- You will not be on of those people who 'goes places in life.'
- You have a poor sense of humour and too much time.
- You have an unusually repulsive personality.
- Don't mess with failure, it will mess with you.
- You will be stepped on by the soil of other countries.
- You will become great shortly before you die.
- This fortune will self destruct in 10 seconds...9...8...7..6....
Warning: Don't do this while drunk and this node is not edible.