Here it is, a kind of follow-up on "The Elements Song" by Tom Lehrer: Ladies and gentlemen, written by LaserDuck, I bring you... THE COUNTRY SONG! It is to be sung to the tune of "I am the very Model of a Modern Major-general" (To the tune of "Major-General") by Gilbert and Sullivan. Hope you'll enjoy it! Remember: Everyone loves a guy/girl who can sing or recite all countries in the world at parties or other social gatherings.

There’s Argentina, Austria, Australia, Algeria
The Netherlands, Namibia, New Zealand and Nigeria
And Bangladesh, Bahrain, Barbados, Belarus, Bolivia
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Samoa and Slovenia
Burundi and Burkina Faso, Brunei and Bulgaria
Comoros, Chad, and Chile, China, Congo and Colombia
Cape Verde, Cameroon and Costa Rica and Cambodia
And Central African Republic, Belgium and Canada

Antigua and Barbuda and Andorra and Albania
Afghanistan, Azerbaijan, Angola and Armenia
And Mexico and Monaco, Malawi, Macedonia
And Malta, Marshall Islands, Mali, Maldives and Mongolia

Mauritius, Mozambique, and Madagascar and Malaysia
Morocco, Micronesia and Moldova, Mauritania
Benin, Bhutan, Brazil, Bahamas, Bosnia and Myanmar
And Nauru and Nepal and Niger, Norway, Nicaragua
Botswana and Belize and Oman, Pakistan and Panama
The Philippines and Poland, Palau, Portugal and Grenada
And Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru and Germany
And Ghana, Greece, Gabon and Gambia, Switzerland and Hungary

There’s Czech Republic, and Qatar and Cyprus and Croatia
And Cuba and the Iv’ry Coast, Rwanda and Romania
Dominican Republic, Equatorial Guinea
And Saint Kitts and Nevis, Egypt, Senegal and Eritrea

Sao Tome and Principe and Singapore, Somalia
And Suriname and Swaziland, Japan and Yugoslavia
Iran and North and South Korea, Kenya and Kazakhstan
Kuwait and Kiribati, Vanuatu and Kyrgyzstan
United Arab Emirates, Ukraine and then Turkmenistan
United States, United Kingdom, Uruguay, Uzbekistan
El Salvador and East Timor and Ecuador and Libya
Lesotho, Lithuania and Israel and Zambia

There’s Islands of the Solomon and City of the Vatican
And Trinidad and Tobago, Sri Lanka and Tajikistan
And Fiji, Finland, France and Russia, Spain and Ethiopia
Uganda, Taiwan, Tonga, Togo, Thailand and Liberia

There’s Guinea and Guinea-Bissau and Indonesia
And Turkey and Tuvalu and Honduras and Tunisia
There’s India and Italy and Lebanon and Ireland
And Luxembourg and Lichtenstein, Jamaica and Vietnam
Zimbabwe and Haiti, Saint Lucia and South Africa
And Denmark and Djibouti and Seychelles and Dominica
Guyana, Guatemala, Laos and Saudi Arabia
And Yemen, Sweden, Jordan and Sudan, Iraq and Latvia

There’s Tanzania, Sierra Leone, Iceland and Syria
Estonia, Slovakia, and Georgia, Venezuela
And Palestine, Republic democratic o-of Congo ---
Perhaps Tibet, Western Sahara and then San Marino

Some places the text doesn't fit perfectly, as the correct pronounciation of the words dictates otherwise than the beat markings. For the trained singer and actor, however, this shouldn't be a problem: just half-talk those places or ignore the beatmarkings for a while. Of course it would be better if the text fit perfectly, but it's either impossible or like a 867396730-hexagonal puzzle. Ideas on improvement of the song are welcome!

To avoid any future misunderstandings: I wrote this song myself, so I am not breaking any copyright laws or anything.

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