Findings:

• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• feline allergies
• He has redefined me, again and again
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• What in the world has come over me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• What golf has taught me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Experience has made me bitter
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Christmas Season
• Christmas cactus
• christmas girl33 (user)
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Who Is Stealing the 12 Days of Christmas?
• Fellow Noders, Lend Me Your Ears
• Time Has Come Today
• She told me she wouldn't
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• Me, my shadow and the Beloved
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• Tell me Why
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• The pretty girl has no friends
• Songs on the Simpsons (Season 3)
• A man has died
• Tottenham Hotspur: Season 1885/86
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• Silly season
• a playlist that has wrapped this space a myriad of times
• E2 Podcast, Season 1 Episode 4 (podcast)
• 2011 Atlantic Hurricane Season
• every desert (has) an oasis
• Forest in Season
• everyone has these, right?
• What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
• love me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Roger and Me
• Gag me with a spoon
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• mini me (user)
• Ask Me Why
• .25(Brain) + .75(Other Memories) = Me
• Tell me about your secret places
• The muffins are talking to me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I thought you loved me
• Call Me Persephone
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Jesus Loves Me
• They don't touch me the same way
• Your words keep me alive
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Teach me to dream
• If you really loved me
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Take Me As I Am
• The Emergency Services called me back
• It could have been me
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Pedro and Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Mansi with the moist voice, telling me goodbye
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Marry Me a Little
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Bring Me to Life
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Perceive me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• bear with me
• graveyards make me wet
• its me (user)
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Before Me
• Evil is me (user)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• talk me (user)
• Me.. (user)
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Johnny Remember Me
• leave me alone
• holding me back
• the devil, the lovers, & me
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• She Blinded Me With Science
• A Christmas Story
• Christmas Eve, 1996
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• The Beach Boys' Christmas Album
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Ernest Saves Christmas
• Christmas among the headhunters
• The Internet Christmas Project
• How I won the Tacky Christmas Gift Contest that year
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Christmas Poem 2013
• When You Reach Me
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• God holds me
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Music need not be popular to be good
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• She has trouble acting normal
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Star Trek: Voyager Episodes - Season 4
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Babylon 5 - Season One
• Eloissa has a brief encounter
• GUST Summer Season
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Seasons 52
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• E2 Podcast Season 7, Episode 1 (podcast)
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Rape Me
• Someone please kill me
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• drop me a line (user)
• Noli me tangere
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I know they are watching me
• Don't call me Asian
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• A Doll Like Me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Can you hear me flailing
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• My God, don't tempt me!
• make me hurt you
• Lay me down in this long grass
• my midterm raped me
• where are you taking me : templeton 2
• OBAFGKM
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me

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