Findings:

• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• feline allergies
• He has redefined me, again and again
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Christmas Season
• What in the world has come over me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• What golf has taught me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Experience has made me bitter
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• CHICKZ ME (user)
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• It's me that you need
• The day he gave me a lift
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• pin me, DSA
• I was me before being me was cool.
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• Merry Christmas
• The Christmas Kitten
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Channel 4's Alternative Christmas Message
• J.S. Bach's Christmas Oratorio
• A Philippine Family Reunion on Christmas Day
• A Christmas Together
• Christmas and Corduroy
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• Day after Christmas
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• New York City: What my sister told me
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
• My Father Took Me Places
• Education has failed
• ha oto shelanu
• The Four Seasons
• You are a yawn that has cleared my ears.
• A change of seasons
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• Seasons in the Sun
• Everyone has their antarctic
• Hunting Season
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Season of Migration to the North
• the difference has blurred
• the grass is dead, the gold is brown, and the sky has claws
• Tarantula Season : Chapter A1
• time has no meaning here
• America has a gun
• bite me
• Come to Me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• The Statue Got Me High
• Tell me a story about rains
• You people disgust me
• Chicken Cannon
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• sendto() and recvfrom()
• Stand by Me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Can't change me
• god help me
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Don't let me die nervous
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• A conversation between me and god
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• He Hate Me
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Put me under
• me 3:16 (user)
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Ride with me
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Singing softly to me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Punish me with kisses
• You Bring Life to Me
• It does not sing for me
• There is a panther stalks me down
• another me (user)
• All around me
• Tonight You Belong To Me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• The teapot whistles to remind me to sing
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Why Do You Love Me?
• 3D cinematography - not for me
• National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
• RFC 1882
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• Christmas ornament
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Christmas Presents
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Christmas Recipes
• The Christmas Coup
• Christmas Pickle
• Czech Christmas traditions
• a handsome stranger tricked me
• A God Damn Robot Christmas
• She found me on public transportation
• knife me in the heart
• Morning Has Broken
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Music Has the Right to Children
• woo me with your words, my pretty lass
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• 911 has an automated response
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes - Season 1
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Seasons End
• List of countries Belgium has bombed since the Cold War ended
• Tottenham Hotspur: Season 1890/91
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• It's bushfire season again
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 9 (podcast)
• My ice bucket has a crack in it
• 2012 Atlantic Hurricane Season
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• And the lion has nothing to fear
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Lick me where I bleed
• Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
• stop calling me
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you

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