Findings:
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- feline allergies
- He has redefined me, again and again
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- What in the world has come over me
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- What golf has taught me
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Experience has made me bitter
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- Christmas Season
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Feigning smiles for me
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Fuck me
- Lick me out
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- "Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream"
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Kiss Me
- I Want You to Want Me
- Though you can tell me
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Me and My Egg Roll
- People confuse me
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- She just looks at me
- She told me to say that
- It's not me, it's you
- February wants me dead
- If you told me this never happened
- Ammonia Pine 4 Me (user)
- You lost me
- Paint Me the End of an Era
- Meet Me in the Green Glen
- He brings me books like flowers
- You have no power over me
- Fill for me a brimming bowl
- /me (user)
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Why old people piss me off
- Sock it to me
- Help me help you
- You? Me? Us?
- And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
- Can't you hear me knocking
- Camille Paglia, date rape, and me
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- let me know who you are now.
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- smell me (user)
- Pick Me, Pic Me, Pick Me, Pick Me Not
- In three glorious words you destroyed me
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- Kiss Me, Stupid
- Forget Me Knot
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- the devil, the lovers, & me
- I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
- She Blinded Me With Science
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Christmas tree packet
- Keeping Christmas
- Christmas Spirit
- Feed Me
- Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
- Notice me, Judge me, FEED ME
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- A Christmas Theory
- The Christmas Angel
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- Hold on to me
- great things he has taught us
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Let Everything That Has Breath
- How feminism lost me
- Love has everything to do with friendship
- why am i me, and you're you?
- The worm has turned
- If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
- Has Internet advertising lost its mind?
- can you show me where this came from?
- Why the Bear Has No Tail
- this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- I can has cheezburger?
- ablation season
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- Tottenham Hotspur: Season 1888/89
- Solitude out of season
- Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
- E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 7 (podcast)
- Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- The Brown Season
- Fuck me harder
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- you make me think of death
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- Carry Me back to Old Virginny
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Too many mes
- Pity Me, My Love
- Oh woe is me
- Sing me a Song
- spare me the details
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
- Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- Walk Like Me
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
- Don't leave me alone
- Computers Near Me
- Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
- Love me the way that I love you
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- Listen to me!
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- PBS learned me good
- To me, cigarettes are food
- They inspire me
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- Rescue Me
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- What is in me (user)
- all your faults in me
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- chase me avalyn1 (user)
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
- Tell Me What You Think
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- let me speak (user)
- Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- The Spirit of Christmas
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