Findings:

• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Eat it, don't read it
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• sleep paralysis nightmare: bedroom intruder reads a newspaper?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• you don't know my heart
• They don't know what they're missing
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• you don't want to know
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• I don't know
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Sometimes you don't know the boundary until you've crossed it
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I don't know how to smile
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• dont know (user)
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• A Mathematician Reads the Newspaper
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I dont know (user)
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• i don't know what it is on the wind,but
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• He don't know
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• What You Don't Know
• I don't wanna know (user)
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Node what you don't know
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't know what else to do
• Don't read song analyses
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I don't know what to do with you
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't know my GOD
• Don't Know Much
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Don't encourage people to read
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You don't know fear
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I still don't even know you
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• we don't precisely know
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I Don't Know (user)
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• They don't know what I've done
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• To June, from Eric
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• People who don't read
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• And I don't even know their names
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Because I dig you
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Because I lived in Paradise
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat

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