The Biscuit Game - A game first played in rugby
locker rooms in which two or more males masturbate
vigorously, pointing their penises at a biscuit (purists insist on a digestive
, but any biscuit type works equally well. There has even been some experimentation with cake
s). Each player ejaculates in turn and the final player to spend himself is left with the task of devouring the soggy biscuit
. A thoroughly disgusting game with extremely unsubtle homosexual
overtones: indeed, it's like bukkake
with a biscuit
instead of an unhappy japanese woman
Related trivia include the fact that pisspoor nu-metal quintet Limp Bizkit are named for the Australian version of the game.
Alternative titles include soggy biscuit and bunch of rugby-playing fags have a grand old time.