Findings:
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
- I am most faithless when I most am true.
- The Wild Colonials
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- the hugest, dirtiest, most cynical, most intelligence-insulting and, above all, most fraudulently profitable lie in audio
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- One learns the most when teaching others
- The most satisfactory way to engage in sexual intercourse with the hot trophy wife of your despised employer.
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- one learns the most when losing
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- The write-up contributed to by the most people
- He who dies with the most toys wins
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- The Most Difficult Way
- When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
- How to find something which has been lost
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
- it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
- The most fun I've had doing anything
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
- The most important concept passed on to the American government by the Greeks
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- Reheating leftover pizza
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Going by the script when talking to people
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Address by the President to the Nation on the Way Forward in Iraq
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- Proximity Martini
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
- It has not been a wonderful day
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
- The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- The sound of children screaming has been removed
- sex has always been a marketing strategy
- Your IP address has been logged.
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- By way of a eulogy
- The weight has been lifted
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- Charity collection box
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- People should stop giving crimes such cool names
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- Sorry. Position has been filled.
- The ceiling of innovation has been reached
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Has Been
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- my experience with wishes has not been very positive
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- The Wheel of Time has collapsed under the weight of its own bloated corpse
- ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- anything to mask these crimes from the eye of heaven
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
- a collection of rubber bands sorted by length
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- "Clockwork" (noun) - The mechanisms by which a clock functions.
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- subsistence by way of waking
- On feeling haunted by words which were never said
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Since when did you respect anything?
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- Ways to organize your CD collection
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- September has such a feeling
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- my body has taken over my thinking
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Your computer has been cracked
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- The way things have always been done
- Attention has been paid
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- This has not been an easy year.
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Oceania has never been at war
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- The lust of years has been fulfilled
- Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
- A book has always been my best friend
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- Everything is a psychological experiment funded by the government
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
- McDonald's makes money by McRaping your pockets
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- When things are known by a brand name
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- huge marketing muscle powered by VC funny money
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- By Way of Explanation
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- By the Way
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
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