Findings:
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Don't feel bad to call him black
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- When she was bad
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- /but what was the question?
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The one thing Superman was bad at
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- don't throw good money after bad
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- The Guards die, but do not surrender
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- but don't take my word for it
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- they carry but they do not understand
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- but you wanna be bad
- Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- All policing is bad. Even queer policing.
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Being a dickhead
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- A reason to drink
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
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