Findings:

• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Just don't expect me to understand
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• I just work here
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She just looks at me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Why the software house I work for is just a PIMP!
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• I just couldn't work like that
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Just Me (user)
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• it's just me (user)
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• What Playboy taught me just now
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• it's still just me in here
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Just call me fluffy
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• this doesn't work
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I'm Just Me (user)
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Just Let Me Breathe
• People just expect things from me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Doesn't Remind Me
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• Sorry, I don't work here
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• doesn't look like anything to me
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• It's so crazy it just might work
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• doesn't
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• The song that doesn't end
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Your Method Works
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• my religion doesn't have a name
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone

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