Findings:

• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They called the wrong Grandma today...
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• And They Shall Know No Fear
• Live Era '87-'93
• Things never were what they used to be
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They said no
• where they used to live
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• They have no bones.
• No, they are not stupid
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Prilosec
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• And They Didn't Die
• They call me Engineer-khan
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• They didn't have the heart
• Redundancy in DNA
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• They grow up. No one told me.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• that lump they call your brain
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• They Had No Poet
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Ground rush
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They just kind of went away
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• The Harder They Come
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• And They Believed Me!
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• No use crying over spilt milk
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• They killed our Lord
• They Live
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• used to call
• Things they should teach in school
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• They don't touch me the same way
• They asked me to write a letter
• They're drugs, they change you
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I know they are watching me
• is there no one who answers the call?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• They all lived happily ever after
• That dog is of no use to you
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• But what are they really thinking?
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• They mass produce plastic women
• They don't know what they're missing
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Automobile tire pressure
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• No Colour Called Love
• Now you do what they told ya
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They want me for a focus group!
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They hum like angels
• People want what they cannot have
• They Know Me
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• They must have faces
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• No, I will not download your stinking, worthless, spyware-riddled blob of digital excrement that you call an "app"
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• U.S. policy on First Use
• They Might Be Giants
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• they
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• cat haters
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• play dumb
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Of course, they were wrong
• They danced with fire claws
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• I was into them after they were hip
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The owls are not what they seem
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They moved like a river
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• They Flee From Me
• First They Came

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