(An old joke with endless variations, including this one.)
A conversation between three Southern socialites:
Mrs. Jones: Why, Mrs. Brown, what a lovely diamond bracelet!
Mrs. Brown: Thank you! My husband gave it to me when our first child was born.
Mrs. Smith: That's nice.
Mrs. Jones: Do you see that black Rolls-Royce parked outside?
Mrs. Brown: Yes?
Mrs. Jones: My husband gave that to me when our first child was born.
Mrs. Smith: That's nice.
Mrs. Brown: Mrs. Smith, what did your husband give you when your first child was born?
Mrs. Smith: Why, he sent me to charm school.
Mrs. Jones: Charm school?
Mrs. Smith: Yes, before I went to charm school, I'd always say, "Who gives a shit?" But now I say, "That's nice."