Findings:

• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me about your faith
• When you were my baby
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me a story about plains
• Don't tell me about her
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Tell me a story about elephants
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about rains
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me about your secret places
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Tell me a story about flowers
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• O tell me the truth about love
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me a story about clouds
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• tell me a story about lesbians
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about mains
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• My first comet
• When your baby drools, when your baby barks
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• tell me the truth
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You know you want me, baby!
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Don't tell me everything
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• send() and recv()
• Kiss Me Baby
• Hard-code me, baby!
• show me what the world is all about
• When I Was A Baby
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• This is my truth tell me yours
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• When your presents give me hives
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Though you can tell me
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Tell me another lie
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• When you think about smoking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• What a Shame About Me
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• When to talk about religion
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• We're trying to have a baby
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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