Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Tell me, Mr Anderson, how will you give me the finger, if you don't have any hands"

• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• Don't tell me everything
• My first comet
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't Give Me Names
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Don't Tell Me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't call me Debbie
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• don't blame me for your anger
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Give me your knees
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Don't call me white
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't tread on me
• customers don't trust me
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't call me Asian
• They Don't Want Me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Give me a cookie!
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Don't stand so close to me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• They don't touch me the same way
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Give Me Louisiana
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• How to give a hand massage
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Give Me Your Children
• Give Me Strength
• Don't wait up for me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• give me one night to show the savage
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Give me tonight
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Give me something worth reading
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• give me your most honest smile
• give me the truth or nothing
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• the way you don't look at me
• Don't Make Me Think
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't @ me
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't quote me on that
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Give me a break!
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't let me die nervous
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Give me back my bike!
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Give me a moment, please
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Give Me the Brain
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• Don't Blame Me
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!

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