Findings:
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- My first comet
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- Tell me another lie
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Tell me about my contradictions
- Tell me something good
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Tell me more
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- two-way mirror
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- Collision avoidance technique
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- When you want me and how you want me
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- when strangers tell me to smile
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Tell me a story
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- Why tell me that?
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Tell me of the nature of fear
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Tell him, she told me
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How television car chases influenced me
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- Tell me a story about elephants
- He taught me how to smoke
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Tell Me What
- You tell me this is God?
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Though you can tell me
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- Tell me what to dream
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- tell me the truth
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Tell me of the nature of love
- Tell me a story about clouds
- list of things
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Tell me of the nature of home
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- Experience tells me not to try
- tell me all your reasons
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Don't tell me about her
- Tell me a story about brains
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- O tell me the truth about love
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- How to tell if you need new tires
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- Churches that tell you how to live
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How the Police tell if you are high
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- how to tell if an egg is rotten
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How Do You Want Me?
- How to tell if paper is acid free
- How to tell she's good looking
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- Tell me a story about trains
- Tell me a story about rains
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- Don't tell me everything
- Tell me about your faith
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Tell me about your secret places
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
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