To: Jehovah Yahweh
Care: Celestial Hotel (Suite #666)
Presidential Tier, Paradise

Dear God;
This is to inform you that your current position as deity
is herewith terminated due to gross incompetence STOP
Your check will be mailed STOP
Please do not use me for a reference


Malaclypse the Younger/Omnibenevolent Polyfather
POEE High Priest

 -- excerpt from the Principia Discordia

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