Ever wanted to eat the tasty charred remains of the previously living but felt inhibited by silly things like "personal morals
" or "compassion for living things
FRET NO MORE! I HAVE THE SOLUTION!1
1. Start a ranch on a very highly elevated plateau with lots of grass to graze upon.
2. Attain cows for said ranch and let them run wild, free and unencumbered.
3. Wait for a storm.
4. LIGHTNING STRIKES COWS!!!!!! ZAP ZAP FIZZLE!!!
5. Electric cows die of "Natural Causes" and/or "Act of God2"
6. Sell dead cow remains ("beef") to moral vegetarians at a very high markup (or buy them from someone who has implemented my infallible plan).
I AM A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3
2. I don't believe in god.
4. "Humour" is much funnier than "Humor".