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Tue May 2 2006 at 17:00:17 (18.9 years ago )
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Kurt Vonnegut, 1922-2007