Findings:

• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• suck
• Why YNN Sucks
• Evan Sucks (user)
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• Just suck it
• Them Bones
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• We surround them
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Science Fiction sucks
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• Them Node Writers
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• And the silence between them? Like the stars.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Bringing them back from the dead
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Sucks Less!
• It's possible to suck on a straw and breathe at the same time
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• silence them by numbers
• An attempt at a heavy metal themed bodice ripper
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• Things that suck
• You suck, I rule
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Why Mondays suck: an essay I wrote with Albert Camus
• Suck up
• Them are fightin' words
• How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• It kills me to watch them go
• For them the sky spreads
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• The world has conquered them
• Maybe I shall find them with EDB.
• Ska Sucks
• Your mother sucks cocks in hell
• Why Catholic School Sucks
• Why most collectible card video games suck
• It sucks not being a bear.
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• I was into them after they were hip
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Fuck them all but the six
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• Anything popular must suck
• Why Does Smoking Suck?
• The Radio Still Sucks
• Cartman Sucks
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• T.H.E.M.
• Send them to the next dimension
• It's the white in the knuckles and the gold in them buckles
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• somewhere, someone is printing copies of our nodes and binding them in an enormous book
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• magic sucks
• Moving sucks
• 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
• Cancer sucks
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Pink sweaters with skulls and crossbones on them
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• we can take them
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• sucks to your assmar
• boys suck
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Let them eat cake
• Goops and How to be Them
• Never let them see you bleed
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• Seize Them!
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• and the poets looked at them, and made verses
• Stalkers suck
• Why France sucks
• TV Sucks
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• What eyes with the dread night in them?
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• A general rhetorical refutation of the position "X sucks"
• Most advertising sucks on purpose
• Let them have Festivas
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• we never hear them calling to us
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• Odd numbered Star Trek movies suck
• Life sucks, then you die
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• The ground sucks the warmth from my bare and blistered feet
• It really sucks: A Kirby vacuum salesperson's story
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• On Mojitos, and the Men That Make Them
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Chronology Sucks
• Why thin client interfaces suck
• SporPops suck (user)
• Satan sucks
• How to use chopsticks
• IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• With the song still in them
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
• career day
• Brain tumor
• Why 'X' suck(s)
• life sucks (user)
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• Words are how we see you. Use them well.
• Degrees of Pornography
• How to fit pants without trying them on
• I must show them the underbelly of the cloudbank
• Make them puke on your noise
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• Why Pascal Sucks

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