Findings:

• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Library books with really stupid notes in the margins
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• The lottery is a tax on stupid people
• Weak and stupid people manipulating other weak and stupid people
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• fascinating, but stupid
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Stupid people
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• Stupid movie reviews are killing people
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• People are basically stupid
• Nice names for stupid people
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• University students can be really stupid
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• School is for stupid people
• That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• Stupid design theory
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• but aren't we all
• Stupid, meat-eating monkeys
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Terence, This Is Stupid Stuff
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• stupid patents
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• sad but true (user)
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Stupid ways to hurt yourself
• Stupid Word Tricks
• Keep it simple, stupid
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• For the god threatens and punishes the stupid men
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• dr. stupid (user)
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Cut off that stupid goatee and move on
• It's the economy, stupid!
• My Stupid Little Life
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
• Stupid's Cries
• stupid (user)
• The Book of Stupid Questions
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• Stupid White Men
• Where are all the stupid Americans?
• Stupid things script kiddies do
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Stupid
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Stupid Unix Tricks
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Why Political Correctness is stupid
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
• stupid American
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• stupid tax
• Collecting the stupid things
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Stupid math tricks
• The Stinky Cheese Man and other Fairly Stupid Tales
• The OED's only (stupid) marketing gimmick
• ways to say someone is stupid
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• Stupid heart. Useless organ.
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• Felony Stupid
• Yall So Stupid
• stupid on purpose
• Stupid things to do in a strip club
• Stupacil
• Stupid Wars
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Ask a stupid question
• Stupid Men and Trolls for Wives
• No, they are not stupid
• Stupid Angel (user)
• Clever Polly and the Stupid Wolf
• Stupid Jonny (user)
• I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
• stupid moron (user)
• Stupid Duty
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• Objectivism is stupid
• Stupid interview questions
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Things people put up their butts
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• What convinces people earth is a globe?
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• play dumb
• Stupid Quotes
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Christianity Is Stupid
• Challenge a stupid patent
• stupid consumer warnings
• 2 Stupid Dogs
• rock stupid
• Stupid Snowboy (user)
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Stupids
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• Sexist jokes
• A fine line between stupid and clever
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• The future is stupid
• Stupid bar tricks
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• Stupid Human Tricks
• Oxymoron of the week: stupid hairdresser
• Bloody Stupid Johnson
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• "God" billboards
• I'm with stupid
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on

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