Findings:

• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Why a cat shouldn't sleep on your bed
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Professor Frink
• professor
• Professor Utonium
• Peter Schickele
• Professor Brian O'Blivion
• Professor Plum
• Professor's Cube
• Kevin Warwick
• Professor X
• Professor Heretic
• Professor Clingerman (user)
• Helmut Dersch
• Professor Bobo
• Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
• Professors crapping in the hallways
• Severus Snape
• Albus Dumbledore
• Professor Digory Kirke
• Professor Farnsworth
• Mad Professor
• Professor Flutesnoot
• The Professor and the Madman
• Professor Tomoe
• Professor Wormbog in Search for the Zipperump-A-Zoo
• Professor Nishita (user)
• Professor Moriarty
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Sylvie and Bruno: The Other Professor
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Professor Emeritus
• Julius Sumner Miller
• Lucasian Professor of Mathematics
• God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
• The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
• The Professor's Book
• Professor Shorofsky
• Professor Smart (user)
• Remus Lupin
• Professor Newcomer
• Professor Spelling (user)
• The Absent-Minded Professor
• Professor Arronax
• Professor Otto Wichterle
• American Association of University Professors
• Nanny and the Professor
• Professor Gerald Robotnik
• Professor Bud
• Professor Quirrell
• Professor Pac-Man
• Professor Wellstone Goes to Washington
• Paul Samuelson
• Professor Daravon
• Nutty Professor
• Filius Flitwick
• Professor (user)
• Professor Longhair
• Attila the Professor (user)
• Professor Zoom
• Professor SF II
• The Professor's Song
• professor Jon (user)
• The Wonderful Stories of Professor Kitzel
• Professor Oak
• Professor Horsey (user)
• For Professor Sweeney: London Ad Lucem
• Professor Layton and the Curious Village
• the professor (user)
• Professor Meowingtons, PhD.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Peace and quiet for Professor von S
• Professor Marston and the Wonder Women
• absent-minded professor
• The Professor
• Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #1: Professor Gargoyle
• something my Torts professor said before we left class
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
• Why you shouldn't listen to high school guidance counselors
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• People shouldn't swallow rocks
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Campaign Slogans that Shouldn't Work
• Morons shouldn't vote
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
• Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• Media-created icons shouldn't take place of spirituality
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• Why the United States shouldn't use the death penalty
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• You shouldn't waste a girl's time
• Stuff you shouldn't feed your dog
• Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Beef: it's what's for starvation
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Why Luggage shouldn't be of a dull colour
• You shouldn't use an egg to smash a stone
• reasons why america shouldn't work
• You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
• Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
• Why shouldn't the government offer health care?
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• Why why you shouldn't buy a mac
• Why you shouldn't buy a Mac
• Shouldn't You Be in School?
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
• sleep
• lack of sleep
• Sleep deprivation
• Extreme sleep deprivation
• sleep in
• sleep with
• Rust Never Sleeps
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Dr. Seuss's Sleep Book
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• The Livin' Bejeezus Sleeps Tonight
• Sleep is bad for you
• The Big Sleep
• time travel through sleep deprivation
• put to sleep
• Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
• How can you sleep at night?
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• What You do While I Slumber
• sleep with the fishes
• Sleep cycle strategies
• sleep paralysis
• Sleep together
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Unconscious acts of a sleep-deprived mind
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Obstructive sleep apnea
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• so expendable in their memory
• Russian sleep
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Mr. Sleep
• To Sleep
• Good Night, Sleep Tight
• How long do babies sleep?
• The Bad Sleep Well
• Sleep and Memory
• human sleep cycle

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