Findings:

• Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• you make me think of death
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• You've got to be kidding me
• E2 guide to music you've never heard of
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Please stop annoying me
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Make me one of you
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• call me garbage one more time
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• The Wild Colonials
• They grow up. No one told me.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Think before you speak
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• What you hold, you've bargained for dearly. And i think you know.
• You've got another think coming
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• stop picking on me
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• If No One Will Love Me
• Stop looking at me
• One last thing before I go
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Make Me Think
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Tell Me What You Think
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• no power in the verse can stop me
• She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• For As Long As You've Known Me
• One Night I Think
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• We've heard it all before
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• one-stop shopping
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• Before you, there was me
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• are you repeating what you've heard? or are you understanding?
• You Heard Me
• You thought you said what I think I heard
• Before Me
• stop calling me
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Nothing can stop me now
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Make me one with everything
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• No one touches me
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• give me one night to show the savage
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Have One On Me
• Stop killing me now
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Photography and religion
• Do you think it's me?
• think of me now
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Tell me one thing
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• One last kiss before the long goodbye
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close

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