Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Stop killing our messangers, they're the only ones dumb enough to take the job"

• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• Our Dumb Century
• One Man Army
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• the only one (user)
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• They're only words
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• There is only one season in Houston
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Stop killing me now
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• A genocide begins with the killing of one man
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• There can be only one
• take the wind out of one's sails
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
• One of our Dinosaurs is Missing
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Famous people with only one testicle
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• one and only (user)
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• Farewell to one of our own, one of our best (document)
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We only use 10% of our brain
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Only trusted fingers trace our bare backs
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• the world is made of only one thing, and the other one is perspective
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Killing Our Own
• Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
• Our nostalgia ghosts are ready to take your place
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• There are not enough hours in our day
• Of our Methods of Recognizing one another
• There is only ONE God
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Killing one's family and then killing oneself
• Take one for the team
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• one-stop shopping
• There is only one electron
• Diagnosis is only half the job
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Hitler has only got one ball
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• One Night Only
• One of Our Fifty is Missing
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Words that only have one context
• Our tomorrow starts today: one minute to midnight in Iraq
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• The Only Ones
• Well I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
• Teen Angst: Take One
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• One of Our Thursdays is Missing
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• there is only one soul
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Take now your son, your only son, Isaac
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Take only photos, leave only footprints
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• We could take our time
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Our malls are only getting larger.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• dumb quotes
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• The Dumb Soldier
• Dumb Science experiments
• Scooby Dum
• This is dumb
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• Dumb Woman's Lane
• Dumb and Dumber
• Polish political parties
• Dumb end
• Smoke Dumb
• Dumb Ways to Die
• Made Dumb
• Dumb cake
• Time Enough for Love
• enough
• The World is Not Enough
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I am not fool enough to wish for wings
• There are not enough hours in the day
• Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• That's enough to piss off the Pope
• why the silence is enough
• And the days are not full enough
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• It's Hard Enough
• We have had enough of your beige
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• That's enough
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Hurricanes don't dance enough.
• You're not close enough
• Enough to fill the Albert Hall
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Enough spliffs to render a rhinoceros comatose
• Love is Not Enough
• I have had enough of Survivor

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