Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Stir your godless, fornicating ass out of your pit, woman! Roust! There is work to be done!"

• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• you had to be there
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Brothers Gonna Work It Out
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• nothing to be done
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Out of work alcoholic clowns
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• On the comet there will be much pie
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Spirit Whose Work Is Done
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• I'll never be the other woman
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Who Will Be There
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• there will be a last
• Work hard. Be strong.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• for now this is the best that can be done
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• out there
• been there, done that
• You will never be a real woman
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Are You Out There?
• Out There Live
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• There Must Be Someone
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Be a problematic duck over there
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• There will be time
• all the cute guys will be there
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Where's the kaboom?
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Be there or be square
• You used to be a substantial woman
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• There will never be another you
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• It Couldn't Be Done
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• To Be There
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Work out
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Anybody Out There?
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• Somewhere Out There
• You have your work cut out for you
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
• Is anyone out there?
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• Is there anybody out there?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Farmers' Market
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There can be only one
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Some things that fly there be
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• The end will be a sellout
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Work hard and be nice
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There need to be more powers
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Quake Done Quick
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• There is some place I need to be
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There Will Be Blood
• Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• There will be no more stories to read
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• Let there be another next time
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt

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